So... -urgh- Yeah.

This is how it all goes...

We are at Wal Mart, my mother and I.

And as we're walking down the various aisles of food, we see this woman. The aisle we are currently in is the cooking supplies aisle (You know with all of the assortment of cake/brownie making stuff). Well, needless to say, I think my mouth fell open when I saw this woman.

To give you a description of this woman, she appeared to be in her mid to late twenties, fairly short, brown hair that was tied at the base of her neck, big green eyes, a baby face, and she probably weighed around three hundred pounds.

I have nothing against large people, because I'm not exactly thin myself.

But anyway, to continue with the visual description, she was wearing booty shorts. Booty. Fucking. Shorts. Not the ones that stop about mid thigh. No. fucking ass shorts. It was disgusting. She was wearing a very low cut shirt that could practically be labeled as a Bikini top, black flip flops, various assortments of necklaces/bracelets and stuff, and enough make up to put a dime-store whore to shame.

Anyway, to get to the story, I shall continue.

So, as we are walking by, I cannot help but just... gawk at this woman. I am a fairly modest person, so when I go out, I tend to wear jeans, a shirt, and sometimes my jacket. I'm not getting dressed up to go to fuckin Wal Mart (I mean, come on- it's Wal Mart!). But oh no, this woman was DRESSED UP! xD

Well, my mom needs to stop to get something from the top shelf (flour I believe??), and as she is reaching up, I turn my head and see this woman BENDING OVER to grab something she dropped on the floor. I about gagged since I was in her line of fire... (hehe).

So, she stood up and turned around while my Mom asked me what else we needed in that particular aisle.

Me and this woman have a staring contest, I swear.

Then, I noticed, her breasts are falling out of her shirt. And I don't mean that figuratively, I mean, actually, nipple and all, was outside of her shirt. And I think I just lit up like a tomato cause I was so embarassed just standing near this woman.

Well, she then asked, in a very snooty tone, "What the fuck do you want?"

I was tempted to just let her walk around Wal Mart with her boobs hangin' out, but that would probably make her happy, so I pointed at her and said, "Your Boobs are hanging out."

This woman LAUGHED! She FUCKIN LAUGHED! And said, "Oh! I know! Why the hell are you even looking?! Are you gay!?" Then she walked down a little ways to the end of the aisle. Lucky for me (and every other customer in the store), a Wal Mart employee walked by and saw it, and she about bitched slapped this woman for having her breasts sagging out of her shirt.

So needless to say, this woman was completely offended and started ranting and raving on how the employee was sexually harassing her. Oh hell. The employee looked like she was about to rip this womans head off, but instead she called for security and local cops and the woman was escorted out of the store.

So yeah. That was probably the most epic Wal-Mart experience I have ever had....